I'm back, and i'm full of the rage felt only by an ice cream seller in the rain! It's time to conquer the ultimate question: Is this the end? Let's spark the fires of controversy during debate week, as I expose the industry. The Tank of Consumerism. Unless you've been living under a lamp shade, you'll have noticed our friendly recession. As it persues, obviously the grave of the gaming ind... more.

'Clawing' it's way back into the world of gaming, Bionic Commando: Rearmed is featured on the Xbox Live Game Marketplace, and has been given a refreshing change in graphics. Though it's not my favourite revival, it seems to conjure images of early MGS, and even Myst in some instances. Due to the games' complex, and detailed labyrinth of operations, you feel like this is no ordinary spidey-rip of... more.

Here at last is my review on the delicious 'Blur' beta. I am sorry it's been so long. I couldn't take my seatbelt off. So, as the beta starts we're met with a rather sublime and minimal navigation system, which I very much approve of. The mix of blues, combined with gravitational icons gives the initial impression that the beta will be rather cool, calm and collected...yeah...right. [caption... more.

I'm sure any amateur gamer has heard of the legendary, "Metal Gear Solid" series. In light of the upcoming release, "Metal Gear Rising", I thought i'd take time out to identify why some gamers may have trouble accessing it. Now, hold a cross against my head and burn me to dust, but I didn't play the fourth game. However, I'm a true fan of the story, and I definitely know what separates the clone... more.

This week, we've found out that multi-million dollar company 'Warner Bros.' is to carry on making LEGO games until at least 2016. I'm sure we're all familar with the classic LEGO games, and about the latest title 'Harry Potter: Years 1-4', which obviously features the first four books, putting an obvious LEGO slant on the whole thing. So what has the magical people at Warner got in store for us? M... more.

In a news report last week, Ubisoft's legendary 'Assassins Creed 2' appeared as an example of a sexual image, that may effect the way children are brought up. Though the game wasn't commented on, the infamous pictures of Ezio slowly removing a ladies' corset did appear, thus suggesting that it was an image effecting the pure mind of the youth of today. It's true, the report focused on high stre... more.

As I haven't yet seen Warner's new animation, I can't write a review, but I can talk about something equally as juicy. Today, the animated film, 'Halo Legends' was shown for the first time to a small audience comprising of hardcore halo fans, magazine writers, and people who used their key-ring Spartan laser to hack down the back door. The animation in question is made up of seven episodes, echoi... more.

Bonjour, Hola, Bonjourno, Aloha, and Hello. My name's James, and i'm the latest 'ruddy journo' on this site. (Sorry, I was watching 'Green Street' earlier..) This report comes to you in two bite sized pieces: me and Storked! Firstly, me. The lovely editors, Dan and Brian, accepted my sample article because I hypnotised them into a sense of nativity and irony. So, now I'm here writing to you! I h... more.